I would suck as a stripper.

I love how Carmen Electra can market a strip-tease lesson under the guise of exercise. Let me tell you- there is no workout involved in those videos.

Instead, there is a lot of uncomfortable giggles (yes, even she feels like a fool trying to fool you into believing you're getting a workout), three girls scantily dressed caressing themselves, and a duped person left wondering "Now what on-demand fitness video am I going to have to do to make up for the 25 minutes I just wasted?"

Note to male readers: Carmen Electra does look pretty hot bending over, twisting, and caressing herself in this "workout strip-tease" series of videos.

Note to female readers: Carmen Electra does look pretty hot bending over, twisting, and caressing herself in this "It's making me feel fat, ugly, and glad I didn't choose stripping as a profession because I would totally suck" series of videos. But if you're the adventurous type who wants some pointers for those sexy strip-teases you may give your significant other, you may learn a thing or two. (like how to get whiplash from her "neck warm-ups" and how to dislocate your hip from swinging it so violently from side to side)

Billy Blanks helped me make up for what Carmen lacked. He definitely knows how to kick some butt. (as opposed to showing some)