I got five on it.

Yes folks, THIS is the kind of stuff I'm doing on a Saturday night. Just counting down the Saturdays until Gorilla is home!



Five Things I Was Doing 10 Years Ago:

1. Things with boys that I shouldn't have been doing at that age

2. Thinking my world was ending because we were going to move from Tennesee to ITALY... (how dumb was I?)

3. Afraid to wear a bathing suit because at 5'7 and 110 I thought I was FAT (ha! If I had only known)

4. Lots of homework and yearbook stuff, securing my place as first in my class (uh, until I had to move to ITALY) and planning my future as a Wonder Woman (hey, I was in high school)

5. Planning my future with the boy I was "in love" with- to include living in a small house in a one-stop light town in Tennessee where we would go 4-wheeling on the weekends, teach our kids to hunt, and invest in the local Dairy Dip (yet another reason I am SOOOOO glad we moved to Italy!)

Five Things on My To-Do List Today:

1. Meet the crack-smoking family that wants to pay me hamburger-flipping wages for my teacher talents

2. Play Santa and deliver presents to Slush and Aviator (Slush's hubby)

3. Begin packing my bags for my trip to Tejas

4. Get Muddy's for dinner

5. Check on the status of Gorilla's Christmas present.

Five Snacks I Enjoy:

1. Muddy Buddies (yummmmm)

2. Fuji apples with fat-free caramel dip

3. Queso and tor-til-uh chips

4. Nutella on toast

5. KINDER EGGS!

Five Songs I Know the Lyrics to: (what a weird mix for me!)

1. Baby Got Back- Sir Mix-a-Lot

2. Shoop- Salt-n-pepa

3. Badfish-Sublime

4. Friends in Low Places- Garth Brooks (uh, yes, it is a COUNTRY song but somehow I know the lyrics)

5. Eternal Flame- The Bangles

Five Things I'd Do if I Were a Millionaire:

1. Pay off our debt

2. Buy a house in Hawaii, Germany, San Francisco, and Italy

3. Start a no-kill shelter

4. Buy lots and lots of Kinder Eggs! (and then sell the damn toys years later and make more millions!) ha!

5. Give money to family and friends- to include a horse farm for Slush and a plane for Aviator

Five Bad Habits:

1. Diet Dr. Pepper

2. drinking too much wine/beer on an empty stomach and making a fool of myself

3. finishing people's sentences

4. going somewhere in the house to get or do something and then starting something else and forgetting my original intention (for example, if I go to the kitchen to get a drink, I'll notice dishes in the sink and dirt on the counter and start a full-scale cleaning and thus forgetting I was thirsty!)

5. buying clothes and returning them/ buying clothes and not returning them but NEVER wearing them

Five Things I'd Never Wear Again:

1. Stirrup pants and slouch socks

2. In/Out Earrings (when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade my mom bought me earrings from Avon- one said IN and the other OUT. Thanks mom, for making me look like a complete ditz to everyone. In one ear and out the other!)

3. tapered leg jeans

4. a shirt without a bra (in public)

5. Blossom Hats (yes, I had a few)

Five Favorite Toys:

1. Ipod

2. camera

3. Gorilla's Jeep

4. Gorilla

5. my Dyson